BEST FRIENDS JOKES
☻A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
☻I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
☻A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
☻Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
☻True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
☻Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
☻No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.
☻Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
☻Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
☻Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.
☻Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.
☻Life is nothing without friendship.
☻Love is friendship set on fire.
☻Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
☻There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
☻There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.
☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
☻To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.
☻True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
☻Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
☻A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway
If time slips away n u havent heard a word from me, always remembe
that our friendship is more den just words, its a feelin of togetherNess!!
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so I got two Girlfriends
We win and loose things everyday, but trust me you will never loose my friendship, I will allways be there...
Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r **beep** lucky I look good !!!
It must have been a very rainy day when U were born but it wasnt rain,
it was d sky who was Crying coz it lost its most BEAUTIFUL star
If frds were flowers i would not pick you, Ill let u grow & cultivate
u with love n care so i can keep u as a friend 4ever
Friendship isnt about whom you have known the longest,
who came first or who cares the best.. its about who came and never left.
Difference between love & friendshp..U give Ur whole heart to Ur love & they
BREAK IT but U give Ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE IT
Thats Friendship
All flowers cant debit LOVE but ROSE did it
All birds cant symbolize PEACE but DOVE did it
All frnds cant enter in my HEART buT U did it
A True Friend Is Not Like The Rain That Pours And Goes Away But Like The Air,
Not Visible But Always There.. Have a nice day
Sometimes in life..v tend 2 run so fast that v dont notice FRIENDS r
running with us..v only notice THEM when v fall & THEY stop...2 pick us..
A*smile* is a sign of joy a *hug* is a sign of love,a*laugh* is a sign of happiness
& a frend like me is a sign of YOUR DAM GOOD CHOICE
ä frnd s 1 of nicest thngs ü cn häv &1 öf d best thngs ü cn b, ä frnd s ä living treäsüre & f ü häv 1,
ü häv 1 öf d mst välüäble gfts n lyf, tnx 4 being 1.
☻ABOUT ME
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
☻ GOOD TASTE
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
☻ BE MY FRIEND
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
☻ RULES TO BE HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
☻ FRIENDS
Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
☻KISS MY ASS
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
☻RING
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
☻ FRIENDS LIKE HAIR
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
☻NICE FRIENDS
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
☻FRIENDSHIP TEST...
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
☻FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
☻F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
☻FRIENDSHIP IS....
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
☻ A RING
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
☻WONDERFUL FRIEND
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
☻WAT U SEE
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
☻ FATE 2B FRIENDS
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
☻ WHAT YOU SAY
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
☻ FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
☻ ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
☻ LEAVING FOOTPRINTS
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
☻AS LONG AS....
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
☻ MY BRA
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA
☻ PRICETAGS
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
☻OLD FRIENDS
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
☻ PATH OF FRIENDSHIP
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!
☻ NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
☻NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
☻ WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U
EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
☻ BEHIND YOU
DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
☻ NAKED
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
☻ MAKING LOVE
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
☻KISS
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
☻PAINTING
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
☻FALLING APART
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
☻HOME EARLY
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
☻ NEVER LOSE ME!
We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
☻BEST FREN
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
☻SHOOTING STARS
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
☻ KEEPING A FRIEND
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
☻ PROMISE
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
☻FLOWER
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Friend is a book with only one copy published.
You are one of the best books ever written.
A masterpiece worth reading million times
lm not wealthy but I hve a rich heart, lm not d best but I alwys try my best,
l may not b right in evrythng, but im sure l wsnt wrong in choosin u 2b my friend
A lover makes you realise how wonderful the world is.
But its a friend who makes you realise how wonderful you are to the world. THAT's LIFE
When u draw a circle with frndship as radius & love as center u will always find me on the circumference
Treat life as the sea,
Ur heart as the seashore, friends like the waves, it never matters how many waves r there,
wat matters is which one touches the seashore..
True Frnds see U true. Believe in things U wanna do. Feel glad when Ur dreams come true.
Best of all they dont judge U & simply love U coz ur U
☻ PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
☻SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
☻ COMPARE
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
☻FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
☻COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
☻FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
☻ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
☻OUT OF MY CONTROL
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
☻ MEMORY LASTS FOREVER
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
☻ FRIENDSHIP
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
☻ NEVER SPLIT
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
Whos a frnd? A push whn u stop, touch whn Ür lost,word whn Ür quite,
smile whn Ür sad,a shoulder whn u cry. Ür al tht 4 me. Hapy frndshps day
In the rhythm of life v smetimes, find ourselvs 'Out of tune', But as long as
there are frenz 2 provide the melody, the music plays on!' HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY...
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend
who will stand by you when a million are against you.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Life s like box of chocolates u never knw wht u gonna get.. Even i didnt knw,
but whn we became FRENDS i jst knw tht i got d SWEETEST BOX! HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!
F'ship is like standin on wet cement, longer U stay harder it is 2 leave & if U ever leave,
U can never go without leaving ur footprints!
Another month, Another year, Another smile, Another tear, Another winter, A summer too.... but there'll never be...
ANOTHER YOU.. Happy frdship day!
Love says i love u, crush says i like u. hug says i want u, smile says i adore u.
but a FRIEND says i care for u... today tomorrow & FOREVER!!
I dont expect 2 be the most imptnt friend in ur life dats 2 much 2 ask, wat will
make me happy is tht 1 day if u hear my name u'll smile n saY dats my frnd!
Though my WORDS r FEW, bt my HEART is TRUE. Frnds I can make, bt none as SWEET as U.
Ven God gav FRIENDS,he tried 2 b FAIR, bt ven I got U,I got MORE than my SHARE!
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
are like balloons;
once u let them go,
U cant ever bring them back
thats Y i hv tied u tight to my
H-E-A-R-T!
Bcoz u r 2 precious 2loose!!
A true friend is someone who thinks that Ür a good egg even though he knows that Ür slightly cracked..
Ü shud be proud to have a true friend like me!
friends never leave each other
friends never part
they just some times sit silently
deep in each others heart saying,
"i'm still here, r u?
Do you know what is FRIENDSHIP?
It is the SMALLEST thing u argue 4, when u r together AND
MISS those SMALLEST thing when u r APART
Time might lead me nowhere & fate might break me into pieces,
but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS
Frnds r like films. sum r musical. sum r romantic. sum r advnturus. sum r comedy.
n yet othrs r tragedy. Very few are like U, OSCAR WINNING
Ur validity being myfrend is going to be expird 2day.
Plz Rechrg ur frendship a/c immdiatly by Sending 4-5 sweet & Cool msgs. So Hurry Rechrg Now !!
Friends r like fishes... u have 2 sit patient 4 a long time to catch a nice one... j
ust like i caught u... better stay nice or i'll fry u
24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day. 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week. 4 sweet week make 1 sweet month.
But 1 sweet frnd like u makes my life.
You are the best heart surgeon in the world; b'coz you made a place in my HEART without cutting & spilling it.
Thanks for being my FRIEND
There is a story bhind every frndship. Each frnd v make is a start of each story.
Our story had a wonderful bgining. Hope this story never has an nding
Often v stand at life's crossroads & view wht v thnk is d END. Bt wid d help of a true frend,
v cn cnvrt dis end in2 jst a BEND! 2gethr, v cn alwys mke a diff.!
In the world few things r GODS gift,
mother's love
father's advice
brother's care
sister's fight
baby's smile
& ours frendship...
Certain frnds touch our heart & v cant stop thinking about them.
That is the kind of frnds v are Far yet so Near, Simple yet so Precious
Feeling of love, moments of caring, small small sharing, stupid fights,
shoulders 2 cry, 2 b 2gether in pain, creates a miracle called FRIENDS..!
Sometimes in life.. we tend to run so fast that we dont notice FRIENDS r running with us..
we only notice THEM when we fall & THEY stop ...2 pick us up..
Having a crush is sweet...falling in luv is exciting...having a heart break sucks...
but having a friend like u...TOTALLY ROCKS...
Think of me and keep in mind, a faithful friend is hard to find,
but if you find one equal and true, never leave the old for new .
V WIN & LOSE
thngs evryday.
But trust me
on 1 thng:
You will NEVER lose
ME! I will ALWAYS be thr.
To eat ùr head!
(",)
JL
Happy Friendship Day
Life is meaningful...
when u have friends to share it with. .
Thank u for sharing my life with me, friend.
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