DECENT JOKES
Ppl often feel smthin but express smthin else Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothing in such a way, dat it leavs nothin unsaid
No special reason 4 this msg...
l just want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy day & i hope 2 make u smile, when l say 3 words:
hey take care
Last nite I had a dream. I was walking along the beach with GOD. I askd Him,
y i got a person like U in my life. GOD replied CHILD U DESERVE THE BEST!!!
All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS
from someone who cares to color ur day... G@@D M@RNING... Hav a Nice Day...
A chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said: Not as sweet as the person reading this! Ur smile makes me flat... ur talks make me glad..
Ur company makes me mad... But ur absence makes me sad... Always be with me
Like the fresh dew drops of a new day...
May GODs loving hands be upon you today to freshen ur soul as u start the day!
gud morning.
Certain people touch your heart and u can't stop thinking about them,
that is the kind of person u are absent yet so near, simple yet worthy
Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.
I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY TEXT YOU 24HRS A DAY BUT MY HEART
WILL BE LIKE A CLOCK THAT WILL NOT STOP CARING & SAYING U R ALWAYS REMEMBERED.
A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance,
Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from me.
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
There are 12 months a year...
30 days a month...
7 days a week...
24 hours a day...
60 minutes an hour...
but only one like you in a lifetime
☻YOUR SMILE
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
☻ YOU CAN'T...
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
☻ BEAUTIFUL MOON
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again..
☻ TYPE OF EGGS
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.
☻ VALUE OF LIFE
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
☻ MEN!
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
☻ FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
☻ HEARTBREAKS
Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.
☻ KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻ WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
☻ GRATEFUL
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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