DOUBLE MEANING JOKES

☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
 
 

 ☻Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

Love is an intention,
that goes with affection,
with the intent of injection,
done in the midsection,
in a preferred position,
during private session

HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies

ITALY- I Trust And Love You

LIBYA- Love Is Beautiful; You Also

CHINA- Come Here..I Need Affection

FRANCE-Friendships Remain And Never Can End

INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration

EGYPT- Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

KENYA- Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing

CANADA- Cute And Naughty Action that Develop into Attraction

RUSSIA- Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always

MANILA- May All Nights Inspire Love Always

BALIWAG- Beauty And Love I Will Always Give

MALABON- May A Lasting Affairs Be Ours Now

IMUS- I Miss U, Sweetheart

PASIG- Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous

TONDO- Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

PASAY- Pretty And Sexy Are You

YAMAHA- You Are My Angel! Happy Anniversary

YEMEN- Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night

And my personal favorite acronym..

PHILIPPINES- Pumping Hot...I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation.

 ☻How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her